no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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