Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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