Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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