Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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