Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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