How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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