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I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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