That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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