I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
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A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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