Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Watching her eat just hurts me
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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