i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Me too!
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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