is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
