I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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