Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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