My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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