He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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