We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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