I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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