we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
