Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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