And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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