I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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