He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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