Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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