i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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