Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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