so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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