he shaved USA in his pubs
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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