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(850): View more from Florida

paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.

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(619): View more from California

I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.

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that is an amazing summary hahaha

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(217): View more from Illinois

I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.

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(650): View more from California

I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.

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