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• (210): View more from Texas

  stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown

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  Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses

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  That sounds dangerous

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  Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'm too stoned to come over for sex

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  Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock

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  I'll be right over

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• (585): View more from New York

  They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.

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  So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?

  (585): View more from New York

  Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.

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• (510): View more from California

  I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.

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