If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.