Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?