shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
The beer is more important than you right now.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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