i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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