So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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