i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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