I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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