please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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