And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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