Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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