david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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