Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
do nipples grow back?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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