If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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