Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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