You really coming over, don't trick.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Randomize
