Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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