I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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