Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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