beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
He has the fingertips of a God
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