Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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