If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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