Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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