I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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