I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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