The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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