Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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