Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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