My liver just broke up with me...
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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