WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
this just has baby written all over it
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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