Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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