why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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